If you’ve ever looked at your trading style and thought, “This is kind of like my love life,”… well, you might be alone. But you’re not alone without us!
We compiled a few dating profiles based on trading styles and envisioned how it might be like, if you ever stumbled on them online.
From the fast-talking scalper to the commitment-averse account blower, we imagined what trading styles would look like as dating profiles.
Would you swipe right on your own trading style?
Let’s Start Swiping…
The Funded Trader – Confident, Composed, and Cashed Up

(Aka the person you’re low-key hoping swipes right on you.)
Name: Jordan
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Location: Anywhere with stable WiFi and low spreads
Bio:
Passed multiple 200k challenges. 90% payout split. Looking for someone who respects risk management and supports a disciplined lifestyle.
In my free time I: Journal my trades, sip black coffee, and exit at 3R like clockwork.
Red flags: Martingale, overleveraging, or thinking FOMO is a real plan.
The Crypto Degen – Loves Chaos, Hates Stop Losses

(If you match, just hold on tight — and maybe set alerts.)
Name: Blaze
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Location: Somewhere between Discord and Dubai
Bio:
ETH, BTC, DOGE, SOL — if it pumps, I’m in.
Not here for a long time, just here for the 100x.
No, I don’t use stop losses.
Likes: Memecoins, NFTs, and telling people to “just ape it.”
Red flags: Multiple burner accounts and still holding Luna “just in case.”
The Swing Trader – Big Patience, Bigger Pip Targets

(Probably has a vision board and a killer win rate.)
Name: Danielle
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Location: Trading from a beach with good WiFi
Bio:
I hold longer than your last relationship.
Structure-focused, clean charts only, and I’ve been told I’m the ‘calm in the chaos.’
On the weekend I: Backtest, read price action books, and drink overpriced tea.
Swipe right if: You love delayed gratification and don’t panic at retracements.
The Scalper – Quick Entries, Faster Exits

(They love fast moves — in markets and in life.)
Name: Rico
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Location: Between the 1-minute chart and his sixth espresso
Bio:
I’m in, I’m out, and I’m on to the next.
TP hit before you finish reading this.
Won’t reply when it’s NFP week.
Biggest ick: Traders who say “let’s just see how it plays out.”
The Challenge Blower – Walking Red Flag

(Never gets a match because the market makers hides his algorithm.)
Name: Chad
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Location: Back on demo
Bio:
I only lose because the spreads widened.
Looking for someone who’ll support me through my 10th challenge fee.
Fun fact: I once turned $20 into $600… then lost it all.
Red flags: All of them.
Did You Get Any Matches?
At the end of the day, we’ve all got our own style — some high-timeframe, some high-risk, some just high on caffeine.
But if your type is transparency, fast payouts, and flexible programs — you might just fall for FXIFY.
No red flags. Just capital. Swipe right and match with the right prop firm for you.